Don’t forget to tune in to an all-new Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins tonight at 11! We’ll recap a week of crazy season finales, a week of crazy Idol not-even-close-to-finales, and of course, Bill Hader will be there. Not to name drop or anything. But I just dropped the name “Bill Hader” onto you.
Meanwhile, the lemonade we tried to make from a week of crappy internet lemons:
- Maybe the two greatest tv/music cameos of all time: DeBarge on Punky Brewster and Color Me Badd on 90210. The DeBarge clip is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet in months (including my own amazing jokes).
- Season Finale Recaps: A ridiculous Lost, a joyful Office, and a Joan-ful Celeb Apprentice
- American Idol: Screaming. And a highly eventful Results Show.
- I thought Star Trek was stupid. Everyone agreed with me.
- The Slumdog People ought to concede their Best Song Oscar to the Pussycat Dolls for this rendition of “Jai Ho” on One Life To Live. And their Best Picture one, while they’re at it.
- This “We Are The World” rendition actually cost Africa millions of dollars.
- More like, Kate and James Brolin Plus Sex!
- Even my internet standards, this birthing story make no sense / is vomit inducing.
- And don’t forget, the first-ever Best Week Ever Tweet-Up is this coming Tuesday in New York City, featuring Doug Benson, Chuck Nice, and Paul F. Tompkins! I’ll be there too, humbled by technology.











