BREAKING NEWS: Danny Gokey Glasses Collection Slightly Bigger Than You Thought

This Top Story on Us Weekly’s website is indeed everything you need to know…right now!

NO WAY! If you had asked me how many glasses I thought Danny Gokey owned now, I would’ve said like thirty-five! Over fifty?? That’s madness!!! I DID need to know that, and will adjust my weekend plans accordingly.

Gokey doesn’t even compare to the earthshatteringness of the Top 2 gossip stories of the day – click after the jump if you think you can handle the newsworthiness: