- MORE LIKE OLDS OF THE WORLD: The UK’s News Of The World arrives a little late to the BWE scoop, but apparently, Michael Phelps is, in fact, a douche. (Deadspin)
- A TIME TO BUTT: New versions of the Kiefer Sutherland headbutting story keep coming up. Maybe their publicists are attempting to spin things, or maybe…this is like the movie Rashomon but with more alcoholic headbutting? (Socialite Life)
- THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Maya Rudolph and Paul Thomas Anderson are expecting their second child together. If I know P.T.A., I think we can expect about another fifteen before this one’s over. (People)
- CAPTAIN’S LOG: Here’s a graphical history of Star Trek cast hotness through the years. Good luck arguing that things didn’t peak with Bakula. (Nerve)
- RUN-BY FRUITING: Dude, it took you five decades to grow a pair and fess up about that tomato? You’re dead to me. (Holy Taco)
- NEW IDEA: The Soup is planning to air an internet-themed spinoff called “Web Soup” on G4. A web version of a pop culture roundup show? Hahaha…Good luck with that! (Variety)
