Since Michelle has trademarked the “For Your Consideration” title and post-structure, I’ll have to call the following photo roundup from White House Correspondents’ Dinner “For Your Regard,” or alternatively, “Cor Your Fonsideration,” or “For Your Consideration: McDowell’s Edition.” Take your pick. With all legal prefacing out of the way, onto the photos and my inane captions…
“All right, All right, I’ll say it… I have HAD it with these motherf***ing PRESIDENTS in this motherf***ing WHITE HOUSE!!”
Samuel L Jackson
“That cute audience coordinator in the bathroom stall was just my warmup, Michelle Obama…”
Ed Westwick
“Keep an eye out for my $9.99 Christmas Duets CD in the front of Best Buys this Holiday season.”
Brian Williams
“This looks like a f***ing DOG’S (White House Correspondents) DINNER!”
Gordon Ramsay
“I used my annual ‘looking like a regular human’ night on tonight!”
Tyra Banks
“I’m gonna eat five small meals tonight. It’s the one thing I can still control.”
B.J. Novak
“Broken Arrow out on Blu-Ray this Tuesday! Haha, just kidding, just kidding, I’m here because of America. But seriously it’s a fun movie.”
Christian Slater
“You, um…you always hold your hand that low when you pose for pictures, eh Wolfie?”
Ashton Kutcher (With Demi Moore & Wolf Blitzer)
“Who wants to see my Arthur impression?”
Sting
“What if the Obamas’ dog had its own CGI’d pet to play with? Some sort of dragon-cat?”
George Lucas (With Samuel L.)
“Little-known fact: I performed for Bush the last five years too.”
Biz Markie
“We’re allowed into any event because, well, we’re us.”
Amy Poehler and Will Arnett
