- Universal is adapting a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde movie, with Keanu Reeves attached to star. The Dr. Jekyll half will be played by a much better actor, obviously.
- Kiefer Sutherland turned himself into authorities yesterday following his alleged headbutting incident. I’m still predicting that the secretary of defense is behind this whole thing…
- Paris Hilton says she uses Google instead of a diary. I’m not sure how those two things are exclusive — she also uses pie instead of cardboard.
- Police investigated a death threat to Washington Capitals superstar Alexander Ovechkin posted on a Pittsburgh Penguins fan message board. With all due respect to authorities, we’re talking about an online message board — I’ve gotten death threats on BWE for misspelling the name of Lost characters.
- Also, if any of you were looking for Paul Scheer yesterday, he was indoors organizing his Moonraker trading cards. Hopefully this caused no inconvenience.
