In this month’s Elle Magazine, Megan Fox admits that she’s better than every guy her age:
“Robert Pattinson and Zac – they’re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That’s a joke. Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they’re immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.â€
Yes, Megan, we all know that girls in their twenties mature at a magical super-rate, thus shooting every attractive female into an intellectual and conversational stratosphere that males in their twenties can only wish to comprehend; Scarlett Johansson has already made this well-known.
For the record, I would be more than happy to attempt to keep up with you in a conversation, just be sure to let me know in advance so I can cancel my plans to impress eighteen-year-olds, who are on my conversational level, with my ability to match their advanced sense of maturity. And my ability to purchase alcohol.
