An all new Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins airs tonight at 11 pm! — tune in to see what Jon & Kate have to say, what the Real Housewives have to wear, and whether or not Kiefer Sutherland headbutted a dude (SPOILER ALERT: He may have).
As for the week on the ‘net:
- Michelle’s list of 50 Animals With F***ed Up Teeth definitely puts its money where its f***ed up mouth is.
- Here are the 10 People Who Didn’t Vote For Alison Iraheta This Week. There may be a pattern here…
- Bustin’ a (Re)Cap: Second-To-Last Lost, a peeful Amazing Race, Office Dance, Horshack mentors Idol,
- The only thing less rocking than Idol “Rock” week are these 20 Songs That Definitely Do Not Rock.
- This clip of Ann Curry talking to Leonard Nimoy is as close as the Today Show can come to broadcasting fellation.
- For Your Consideration: The Met Costume Gala. I consider them dressed poorly….HEYYYOOOWWW!!!!!!! [Retire]
- This abomination was nominated for FIFTEEN Tony Awards. Yes, I didn’t know there were that many either.
- Heheheheeheheheheehehe… 69
- And finally, here’s the gayest thing you will ever see. No, it’s not porn. Way gayer.











