Here’s a question for ya: The Octomom… she knows they’re real babies, right? Like, not dollar store dolls with fake lashes whose eyes close when you lay them down? Because the following “trip to the park” — or, as my family used to refer to them, “press junket” — shows Octomom basically juggling her kids alongside flaming swords and bowling pins. She could not be more careless with them:
Celebitchy has more photos from the “event”, which begs the question: WHERE ARE THE AUTHORITIES? Says the blog:
At the park, she spent much of her time chatting on her cell phone, fixing her hair and juggling her babies in a rather precarious and careless fashion. Suleman divided her time so she could bottle-feed, change diapers and show some love to each member of her expansive baby army before handing the kids off to her nannies, but there was a suspicious air of detachment and disinterest behind Suleman’s actions. With the camera rolling, it was hard to believe that her affection toward her little ones was genuine or just a great staged photo op. Is Suleman a misunderstood struggling mother under a media microscope or is she an exploitative fame seeker who only sees dollar signs and opportunity when she looks at her children?
Well, our minds our made up: These babies should be vacuum sealed together and sold at Costco to a family that will actually take care of them. Agree or disagree?
And in other news, please check out the following photo, found while Google Image searching “baby juggler”:
