- Sometimes, you don’t need to add anything to a headline – “Report: Kiefer Sutherland Headbutts Man While Defending Brooke Shields”. We’re assuming the man was also 4’10″, then?
- Development for a Ryan Reynolds Deadpool movie has already begun, just a day after Hugh Jackman announced he’d return for a Wolverine sequel. Also there’ll be a seven-part Lord of the Rings-esque film series devoted to Sabretooth, and The Blob is getting his own network tv station (NBC will now be “NBlobC”)
- Rihanna appears to be doing better, if “doing better” means “slowly morphing into Grace Jones.“
- One of the Idol crew members fell from the set and was taken to the hospital during the show last night. Also, if you squinted really hard at the screen, you could see the Three Men And A Baby set ghost in the background.
- Trekkies are complaining that the new Star Trek movie is just too legitimately fun to watch, and I have a feeling I’ll agree; if there’s not one pointless scene where an alien with crappy, dripping green flesh makeup makes out with Kirk for no reason, I’m asking for my money back.
