Ladies, Would You Trust $69-Bidding Steeler-Fan Gynecologist With YOUR Vagina?

It would be pretty funny if a gynecologist named “Dr. Michael Bummer” rolled onto The Price is Right in a Steeler jersey with a taped-on personalized nameplate and bid “$69″ instead of “$1″ because 69 has a sexual term associated with it and he is a doctor of reproductive organs and then he ended up winning, wouldn’t it?

Of course it would. But it would never happen: