Two words we have never considered putting together in our wildest dreams are “Donny Osmond” and “Sexy.” Donny Osmond is handsome, sure, but he’s just so damn squeaky clean. That is, until the high-wasted pants come off and the loin cloth goes one. Because Donny Osmond as Jesus Christ is an Osmond I can get behind, and one that can definitely get behind me. (No need to mention any “drift catching” as this is pretty obvious… it’s more like a crashing wave.) His body! That hair! The voice! Sure, he actually thinks he’s Jesus, but no matter: Jesus Osmond Christ is sexy as all get out.
(ps: Loving the blog theme today… ice-skating and musicals.)
