- ACTIVIST: Miss California Carrie Prejean announced on the Today Show that she will campaign against gay rights. I may not agree with her politics, but I admire her…I guess, ability to get on the Today Show. (Huffington Post)
- DAAAAAAD: Viacom Chairman Sumner Redstone says that Leno’s new 10:00 show “doesn’t stand a chance” because CSI will “beat the hell out of him.” He then whipped out a shiv and challenged all of ABC and FOX to a rumble before being calmed down by his associates. (Hollywood Reporter)
- E-STRANGE REQUEST: Jeff Mangum of Neutral Milk Hotel finally ANNOUNCED A NEW… project to save a carousel? What the hell? (Gawker)
- HALF-ASSED: These new Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince posters should grab the attention of moviegoers who love seeing a person behind another person (watch out, person in the foreground!!!) (ONTD)
- HONORARY EIGHTH GRADER: It’s impossible not to have masturbation on your brain when you’re broadcasting for the Yankees. And Wang wasn’t even pitching. (Awful Announcing)
