- CLEARLY THE WORST PART: More bad news about this swine flu — children, infected schools, I’m sorry to tell you… this may really hurt the Wolverine box office opening in Mexico. (Variety)
- TWO BIG ONES: Salma Hayek and François-Henri Pinault shared a second wedding in Venice this weekend, and if that dude knows what’s got for him (and watches Thursday night television), he won’t be cheating on Salma anytime soon. (Dlisted)
- GOLDEN AGE OF MUSIC: Clash Music compiled a list of the 50 Best Albums Of The Past 5 Years. VH1 made the same list, but the Nevermind re-release was somehow 7 of the Top 10. (Stereogum)
- DADATOUILLE (Ed Note – Ouch): Congrats to Patton Oswalt and his wife, who welcomed their first baby girl. Here’s hoping no Cornish game hens or gray drapes were involved. (People)
- POLE-ANSKI: The entire history of Polish jokes can be historically traced back to every other country’s extreme jealousy of Poland’s amazing movie posters. That’s a fact. (Well Medicated, via Gorillamask)
- SELF-PROMOTION: I write a lot of subjects on BWE, but I’m really only qualified to talk about two things: The Simpsons and Pittsburgh Sports. I’ve started a blog about the latter – ElvisHasLeft.com
