Matthew McConaughey Gives His Spencer Prattiest Performance Yet On Ghosts Poster

I saw the poster for Ghosts of Girlfriends Past in a subway this weekend and still haven’t been able to shake the image of Matthew McConaughey’s face:

This side-by-side with Spencer Pratt should technically obligate McConaughey to retroactively forfeit his ’05 Sexiest Man Alive title (or at least cause the firing of whoever airbrushed his face on the Ghosts poster):