Take a couple of minutes to think of the scariest toilet imaginable. Have something in mind? Great. Now, does it contain an “adjustable, self-cleaning arm that extends from beneath the toilet seat and administers a steady, constant stream of warm water into the anal cavity”? No? Well, clearly you’ve never seen the almost borderline erotic ad for the PureStream Lotus Seat Toilet, the only toilet that will shoot a laser beam of H20 into your ass to ensure smooth BMs.
And once again, jobs will be lost, as those poor folks responsible for giving old people enemas are being replaced by robots. Ass cleaning robots.
Oh, here’s another one if you speak Japanese.
(Thanks to Ed Halter for the tip!)
