Some people celebrate today, April 20, by lighting up a joint and calling it a life, as it’s also “4/20″. But today also marks the date that the closest thing history has ever had to the Devil himself — Adolf Hitler — was born, back in 1889. But do you have any idea how many beloved celebrities have to share their birth date with one of the most vile, evil figures of humankind? Even you — yes, you – will be surprised. Here are 10 Celebrities Who Share a Birthday with Hitler:
10. Joey Lawrence, 1976 Whoa! Who knew Joey LoLo was born on Hitler’s Birthday? You know who knew? Joey Lawrence, that’s who. And most definitely Mayim Bialik, whose Hebrew name means “Water Bagel” in English.
9. George Takei, 1937 George Takei is the essence of all things joyous. You know who isn’t? HILTER (The way my middle school history teacher used to spell it so as not to honor him with his correct name. Needless to say, this was in a public school.)
8. Luther Vandross, 1951 Sadly, Mr. Vandross passed away suddenly in 2005. But who would have ever guessed that the man responsible for music that helped conceive hundreds, if not hundreds of thousands, of babies, was stricken with easily the worst day to be born out of the entire year.
6. Don Mattingly, 1961 Second most famous moustache born on April 20.
5. John Hugger 1977/Gordon Smiley, 1946 To be honest, we have no idea who these people are, but to have last names like Hugger and Smiley, and share a b-day with Hitler? It ain’t right. Though, further research shows that wrestler John Hugger might have more in common with Hitler than previously realized.
4. Crispin Glover, 1964 Actually, upon further reflection, this one kinda makes sense on the Maniacal Scale.
3. Carmen Electra, 1972 Move over Eva Braun, knowhudimean? No? Me neither, really. Moving on.
2. J.D. Roth, 1968 THE HOST OF FUNHOUSE WAS ALSO BORN ON HITLER’S BIRTHDAY!!! IS THIS SOME SORT OF KARMIC PRACTICAL JOKE MY HEART JUST CANNOT TAKE ITTTTTTtttttt…..
1. Clint Howard, 1959 As though Clint Howard didn’t have it bad enough. First, he remains perma-second-banana to older brother, director Ron Howard, usually playing borderline Aspbergery sideline (yet unforgettable) characters. In his free time, the poor guy delves into the virtual community known as “World of Warcraft”. And to top it all off, the poor bastard was born on Hitler’s birthday. Here is our present to Clint Howard this year. Happy Birthday, old friend.
