The only person not threatened by controller of all things Earth-related Oprah Winfrey? Why, the King of Twitter himself, Shaquille O’Neal. Check out this feisty exchange, brought to our attention by the good people of Urlesque.com:

This is basically every conversation every single person has ever had online with one of their parents. Well done, Shaqqy. Also, you’re through in this town. And somewhere, hogtied in a shoe closet, Steadman is trying his best to slow clap.











