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17 April
Friday

I WAS Looking For Panda Sauce, Thanks FreshDirect!

A friend of mine sent me the following screencap from a FreshDirect.com search, in which she made that classic Freudian Slip where she said “pizza” when she really meant to say “panda” (we’ve all been there):

Panda Sauce

Oh crap, Panda Sauce, that’s what I meant. What did I say? Pizza sauce? Haha, is that even a thing?? What a funny nonsense phrase — pizza is a food and not an endangered Asian animal, so why would I want to put sauce on it?

Let’s keep this little blunder between you and me, OK Freshy?

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