A friend of mine sent me the following screencap from a FreshDirect.com search, in which she made that classic Freudian Slip where she said “pizza” when she really meant to say “panda” (we’ve all been there):

Oh crap, Panda Sauce, that’s what I meant. What did I say? Pizza sauce? Haha, is that even a thing?? What a funny nonsense phrase — pizza is a food and not an endangered Asian animal, so why would I want to put sauce on it?
Let’s keep this little blunder between you and me, OK Freshy?











