Holy Crap This Is The Best New York Post Cover Ever

I checked out today’s New York Post expecting to see their requisite “Yankees lose” headline (I had my money on “O’s and 2″ or “Sucks, My Wang”) but hooooooooleeeeeeyyyy sh*t, I was not ready for their cover story about the U.S. reclaiming a stolen freighter ship from Somali pirates:

A half/pun, half/Simpsons-referencing headline, complete with an actual photo of the Pirates running away (what a scoop!), proving yet again why the Post is the #1 news source in the universe.