Worst IMDB Profile Pic Ever: Chris Noth

Jesus Christ, Big, is this the photo you want casting agents to see or are you just required to post it around the internet as part of Megan’s Law?

“Hey Chris, Law & Order wants you to do a guest spot for the season finale.”

“Oh cool – They want me to reprise my detective role?”

“Kind of…only this time you’re an eyeless child molester who tries to run over Sam Waterston while high on paint thinner.”

“NICE. I told you that profile pic was gonna do wonders.”