Ah, Passover. One of the highest and holiest of Jewish holidays, where family gather round the seder table to read a seemingly endless story of the Israelites, sprinkle some wine on a plate, and then eat sort of not delicious foods for 3 straight hours. It’s a tradition. And what would Passover be without matzah, the dry but attractive cracker Jews are forced to eat in place of bread to symbolize the pain their ancestors felt thousands of years ago.
One unspoken Passover tradition? The famous “Not crapping for 7 Straight Days”, a tradition with a rich and often tough history. We certainly hope Moses dried some prunes on his back too, or he would have been one cranky Yid. Here’s a video of a dog lovin’ on some matzah, and happy holidays to all.
Feel free to regale us with your own favorite Passover tales in the comments, your best Afikomen prize… basically, let’s turn this party into a Jewish singles thread.
