CAPTION THIS: The Queen Meets The President

“Yes, Good day. Did Niles hire you? No matter really. I’d like 3 scones, a tea, and a bit of ham. And you dear — my sponge bath is usually at 5:30 on the nose, but… I guess I could make arrangements if you’re ready now. (pause) Oh, mind the dogs! You know how they feel about, well, you know. And young man, we take inventory of the china, so… quite.”

President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle Obama meet with Queen Elizabeth II during an audience at Buckingham Palace.