You’ll be saying wow every time you use this Blingee! A regular Blingee doesn’t work wet – this works wet or dry. This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV! Shamwow holds twenty times its weight in liquid. Look at this! It just does the work! Why do you want to work twice as hard? It is made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff. Olympic divers, they use it as a towel. Look at that! Completely dry! Here’s some cola, wine, coffee and pet stains. That is going to smell! See that? We’re gonna do this in real time! Look at this! You follow me, camera guy? The other fifty percent, the color starts to come up. No other Blingee’s gonna do that! You’ll be saying wow every time!

This week’s Blingee Wednesday is dedicated to someone very close to our heart: Vince Shlomi, the ShamWow guy, arrested last week for punching a prostie in the face after she nearly bit his tongue off.

Ahead, we’ve posted some of our favorite Vince photos — Grab one (or find your own), head over to Blingee.com, make it shine, and post the results here. We’ll put our favorites on the blog by the end of the week. (With thanks to reader Diana for the suggestion!)