- EWWWW GAY PEOPLE: Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno movie has received an NC-17 rating. That must mean it contains more mutant rape than the R-Rated The Hills Have eyes, right? Crazy. (Film Drunk)
- MADOFF IS ON A ROLL: Holy Taco is down to the Final Four in their 2009 National Douchebag Tournament. Wait a minute, I thought WE were the only website to ever think of doing March Madness for something other than basketball? They better not steal our idea of doing top ten lists of things! (Holy Taco)
- A BIT ON THE NOSE (OR, LAP): Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson is coming out with her own line of stripper poles. She claims that her poles are “even more a thing that goes from the ground to the ceiling than other poles!” (Us Weekly)
- GAME-WINNING SHOT: Once again, CBS‘ March Madness coverage has been absolutely top-crotch. (SFW, just unexpected – Deadspin)
- FAST NEWS DAY: And finally, Halle Berry says she’s “mentally ready for another baby.” Adjust your lives accordingly. (People)
