OMFG: 12-Year-Old British Boy Still Baby Free!

A while back, we told you about Alfie Patten, a 12-year-old British lad who supposedly fathered the child of a 15-year-old girl. But good news for Alfie — that girl was a total Doug McClure! Alfie is not the father! You know what that means it’s time for, right? Call the Momo Popo because it’s OUR FAVORITE DANCE IN THE UNIVERSE!