- Rihanna and Chris Brown announced they’re taking a break from their relationship. Holy crap – what happened?
- George Lopez will host his own 11 pm nightly talk show on TBS. The show will begin airing in November, and George Lopez will be played by Frank Caliendo.
- Stephen Colbert successfully rallied 230,000 votes to rename the new wing of the NASA space station “Colbert” instead of one of NASA’s four suggestions. My suggestion, “Spacey McSpacerson,” managed a mere one vote.
- HBO is planning a film about The Clintons, with Julianne Moore set to play Hilary Clinton, Michael Sheen in line to play Tony Blair, and Dennis Quaid playing Bill Clinton. Any brave soul want to break the news to Darrell Hammond?
- This list of the week’s 50 Best Rock Star Twitters convinces me that the internet will implode the known universe within a year.
- What’s the deal with men and their bad standup comedy sex fetishes? This guy in the jacket knows what I’m talkin’ about!
