Whoooo lawwwd! After a slow start, this season of The Real Housewives of NY is really starting to pick up steam. We’ve already made up our minds about new, horsey piece of beef jerkey Kelly Killoren Bensimon… in that we f**king hate her as much as an urn full of Hitler’s ashes. Kelly is a classic case of an attractive person who starts confusing things and somehow gets the idea that she might be a smart person, even though she’s a through-n’-through rere. You can just hear it in the way she addresses people, her cadence — just because she knows how to ride a horse doesn’t mean she can finish the TV Guide crossword, or even, heaven forbid, a beginner’s Su Doku puzzle. Do not be fooled by her gams, America: Kelly is an idiot.
As though this weren’t insult enough, and as yet more proof that KKB is an unworthy human being, she goes ahead and picks a fight with Bethenny, hands down our favorite “housewife” thanks to her wit, smarts and genuineness. Last night’s episode delivered delicious drama — check out Videogum’s recap if you missed it — it looks like next week is where the laxatives hit the bowl, as Kelly asks Bethenny to drinks… to tell her that they’re “not friends.” This one minute preview will leave you salivating for a heap of drama you’re not a part of at all! i.e. The best kind.
See you next Tuesday, Kelly! Also, is it to uncool to still call “Teams”? It is, right? F**k it: TEAM BETHENNY.
