By now, most of you are probably familiar with the famous Saxaphone Playing Walrus – unless you yourself are a walrus who is afraid of technology. Sax Walrus was a gem — one ton of blubbery hilarity rockin’ out with a fake saxaphone. Saxy Walrus was genius davis — so much so that it spawned one of our favorite mash-up videos ever, set to Gerry Rafferty’s “Baker Street“.
Today, God has once again laid a long-whiskered golden egg on our doorstep. Saxaphone Walrus was a’ight, if but for one important point: He wasn’t actually playing the saxaphone.
Meet Moko the Walrus. She’s an unapologetic horn-playing walrus bitch and we love her and her giant walrus thighs:
Make sure next time you hear that very noise, you don’t stop to remember how absolutely adorable Moko is, because you will probably get hit by a train and die.
