OBSCURE SIMI-LEBRITIES: You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out, Mrs. Madoff

This is a little random, but too on point to ignore: Bernie Madoff’s wife, Ruth Madoff… looks exactly like Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Above on the left, Mrs. Madoff buying some $500/pound cheese, and on the right, a Triple Dog Dare. That outfit isn’t gonna do her any favors while her husband’s in jail, we’ll tell you that much.

So, how soon until she and her $100 mill takes off for Argentina? Oh, she’s already there buying cheese? Great.