Well, no, I don’t really hate March Madness itself, but every year I swear to myself that I’m not gonna get into another office pool because I always lose them by like the afternoon of the first day of games so I vow to stop getting my hopes up and throwing away a valuable five dollars but inevitably end up saying “why the hell not” and filling in a bracket at the last minute and LOSING IMMEDIATELY. I don’t just lose, either, I hyper-lose; I’m in the bottom three of like 700 people within five games of the start of the tournament and I stay there til the end. To me, March Madness is an abusive husband with seeds.
Anyway…here’s a vid from last year that pretty much sums up my feelings on this annual event (note the amazingly high-budget SportsCenter set and green screen):
