ANSWER: When a projectile cat is involved…
After throwing the feline, a laptop computer, and three apples at Zak Penley, Kenley Collins, 26, was charged with assault and criminal possession of a weapon (of meow destruction).
[Ed Note - 'meow destruction' was not added, that's actually part of the NY Post article]
How bizarre does a story have to be for throwing three apples to not even get mentioned in the headline or subhead? Exactly this weird, apparently.
Only a matter of time before all the Christian parents start blaming the SNL Laser Cats digital short…
