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18 March
Wednesday

Adam Lambert Gives America Ear Herpes During “Grand Ole Opry” Week

Due to the fact that this week’s theme was something we here at BWE.tv don’t connect with personally — Grand Ole Opry, to be exact — not to mention the fact that most of the performances were pretty average, there will be no AI play by play recap today. I will, however, take the time to mention the performance by Best Week Ever’s favorite American Idol contestant ever… the rainbow fireworks Thanksgiving Day extravaganza that is Adam Lambert. Last night, Adam Lambert took the Johnny Cash song “Ring Of Fire”, impregnated it with a unicorn, sent it to India, gave it an STD test, and read the results of that test with a sitar strumming in the background on live television. Here is the result:

We have never heard anyone sing “and it burns… and it burns…” with such conviction. It sort of reminds me of the fun mid-90s sound that is Fleming & John.

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