- On first glance, we thought Winehouse had taken a quick beach vacay. Turns out its model Eva Herzigova, whose latest career seems to be human bones xylophone.
- Michael Jackson tickets went on sale in London this morning, and crashed Ticketmaster’s servers. Proving that the demand to see a reanimated child-loving angel ghost unicorn is still very much alive.
- Kelly Clarkson has admitted to peeing while in the shower. Well of course… peeing always sounds better when you do it in the shower.
- Rihanna was spotted out partying in West Hollywood last night, leaving at around 4 am in a pair of sunglasses. No word if the sunglasses were worn after accidentally walking into an unescapably abusive relationship.
- Utah, Wyoming and Hawaii have topped the nation’s list for the “happiest” states. And in a related story, Utah, Wyoming and Hawaii are still number one in America’s race to “Sell the Most Ecstasy.”
