- RECOUNT: Nickelodeon finally responded to the online outrage and removed Chris Brown from the Kid’s Choice Awards nominees. I personally would’ve preferred if they had allowed him to accept an award then hit him in the face with some slime. (Gawker)
- POINTLESS BATMAN 3 INTERNET RUMOR OF THE DAY: Sam Worthington may replace Christian Bale as Batman in the next film. I believe I’m not alone in believing that this would be f***ing amateur. (MTV Movies Blog)
- PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION: Is there anything more doubly tragic than Sesame Street laying off 20% of its workforce? Maybe if the laid off employees all went home and told their kids Snuffy wasn’t real. (Variety)
- LICENSE TO WED: Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams got married in a secret ceremony over the weekend. Guess Adams was trying to avoid going through the whole tedious ‘Robin Williams preacher obstacle course,’ or whatever happened in that movie. (Rolling Stone)
- GIANT A-HOLE DOG: Yay, the Marmaduke Explained blog is updating again! And sitting on the internet all day improves by exactly one minute! (Marmaduke Explained)
