Gentlemen, times are tough for Topps. With the rise of video games, the internet, and actually-interesting things, kids just don’t care about baseball cards anymore. So how can we make baseball cards — what’s that word the kids use — cooling again?
Boss – what if instead of competing with video games and computers, we made the cards interactive with computers, allowing collectors to play a really slow, horrendously animated video game that’s less fun and more dated than decade-old calculator programs?
BEAUTIFUL, Charlie! I’m promoting you to “Chief Randy Johnson Special Edition Card Flame-Designer!”
