Today is March 3, 2009, or, in Virgin Speak, 3/3/09… SQUARE ROOT DAY! To celebrate this non-existent holiday, nerds across the world hold Square Root Day parties — there’s even a Facebook page dedicated to Square Root Day fans. We here at Bestweekever.tv are nothing if not suckers for reasons to celebrate anything… so we’ve put together this handy guide to fulfill all of your SqRD wishes. Here are 9 Ways To Celebrate Square Root Day! And make sure to check back here on 7/8/9 for our list of 789 Ha-larious Jokes.
4. Dye your roots, gurl. Then ask your barber to fashion your hair after this iconic gentleman:
8. Laugh at how phallic the following square diagram of “young root tips” is:
Elongation zone indeed...
7 – 1 Ahead, plus commenter bait!
7. Drink an iced cold root beer using this glass:
6. Listen to The Roots using one of these newfangled and non-existant square Compact Discs:
5. Impress your co-workers with this hilarious mousepad:
4. Read A History of Greek Mathematics: From Aristarchus to Diophantus in 339 minutes. (You will probably have to call in sick for this one but do you want to celebrate or not??)
3. Recite Samuel 3:39: “Today I’m weak, though I’m the anointed king. These men, Zeruiah’s sons, are too cruel for me. May the LORD repay this evildoer as his evil deeds deserve.” (/Samual L. Jackson voice)
2. Root for a young Jim J. Bullock on an old episode of Hollywood Squares:
1. Cut a beet or radish into a cube. (Note: They actually do this.) Just look at these adorable anime square radishes!!
How do you plan on celebrating Square Root Day? Let us know in the comments.
