AD WIZARDS: Attention Fans Of Both Doritos And Vaginas…

I know sex sells, but I don’t believe this Doritos ‘bikini’ ad qualifies as “sex”:

So wait — the message is “Doritos: They’ll cover your vagina?”

Or, “Doritos: They’re near a vagina and we know you love those!”

Or, “Doritos: We all love to eat….hey lookatthetime!!! Can’t finish this joke, gotta run. Man, time flies on a Friday afternoon when you’re looking at flavored corn chip genitalia, as Will Rogers famously never said.

After the jump, the accompanying Dorito Boobs: