- OLD PEOPLE ARE NO GOOD AT EVERYTHING: The Simpsons has been renewed for two more seasons and is on track to pass Gunsmoke as the longest-running scripted primetime show. I wonder if there was a horrible episode where Homer builds a Battlebot in Season 15 of Gunsmoke too? (Defamer)
- BREAKING NEWS: People Magazine reports EXCLUSIVELY that the Octuplet babies are fine. I repeat – none of the Octuplet babies suddenly died today or anything. (People)
- MORE BREAKING NEWS: Aaaaand here’s the TMZ-est story that ever TMZed. Kevin Jonas went to the bathroom. (TMZ)
- HUGE VEINMAN: Is there some weird Trainspotting heroin-subplot to the new Wolverine movie? I’m suddenly intrigued. (Film Drunk)
- CHEFILOGUE: Casey from Top Chef had some nasty things to say about her partner and finalist Carla. Can we please keep today’s random online bitterness confined to Hosea, please? Thanks. (Dlisted)
