Last night’s Real Housewives of the O.C. Season 4 Reunion confirmed a few things about the ladies we already sort of knew: One, that Tamara Barney is a psychopath who might actually have rabies (in which case, our bad), and two, that the once kind-of-likable Whoville resident Vicki Gunvalson is actually, conversely, totally deplorable.
Bravo Reunions usually have a big dramatic climax, where two contestants or castmates attack each other. But no reunion spat can compete with the venom that came out of that jealous slut Tamara’s mouth. Tamara has always been openly jealous of the boisterous Gretchen, craving her youth and, more telling, her beauty. And while Gretchen can only be handled in small doses, she’s for the most part a pretty lovely girl, and most certainly has never grabbed her boyfriend’s D on camera. Gretchen’s boyfriend, the sweet-natured Kenny Rogers lookalike named Jeff, passed away from cancer back in September of 2008. Gretchen still wears their engagement ring and claims to not be dating anyone else.
While the entire episode was chock full of drama and hilarity (Lynn crying…), the fireworks really went off when Tamara bizarrely accused Gretchen of having a second “boyfriend” who she broke up with right before taping began, going so far as calling Gretch Jeff’s “paid nurse”. It’s hard to describe just how vicious this blow-up was, so if you missed it, check it out here.
So who is this mystery boyfriend named “Jay“? Gretchen maintains Jay her close friend, even though she told Tamara he was a “stalker”. The story… well, it doesn’t really add up. I decided to learn a little more about this “Jay” character, and after about 4 seconds of light Googling, came across his Myspace page. Ladies and gentlemen, Jay Photoglou:
Mood + profile pic = Lolz. So he’s one of those kinda guys.
Ahead, we have a damning picture of the two of them kissing, as well as a live report from one Judy Collins.
UPDATE: Damning evidence. Keep reading.
Let’s close in on that image, yes?
Can’t deny that his hands are Clay Aikening her girls right there. Here he is on a boat:
Is this on Bass Lake? Probably. Finally, the most damning picture of all:
Oh Gretchen… you didn’t… did you?
I called Mother Collins at work to get her thoughts on the episode. My mother, it should be noted, is a notorious hater of Tamara, who she prefers to call by her nickname “Courve.” And shockingly… she sides with Tammy! “She had a big mouth on her yesterday, and really put that other one in her place.”
Wait til she sees these daming photos of Jay Photoglou. She will freak.
Your turn! Who do you hate, who do you side with, and what the hell kinda last name is Photoglou? Discuss.
UPDATE: And there you have it: (Shopped?)
(via TheDirty.com and thanks to Thatcher.)
