I spent several minutes staring at this subway ad for Aruba trying to decide if Lewis Black had been replaced by ex-NFL coach Bill Parcells as Aruba’s new spokesperson, and even after seeing the explanation, I’m still not 100% convinced:

It’s part of their new ad campaign, “Aruba: We haven’t won a playoff game in ten years!”
Or how about, “Aruba: Let those coaching rumors start when the Dolphins go 7-9 this year!”
Or wait, maybe it’s “Aruba: The island with a ‘no-nonsense’ persona to win over dads, even though it’s nineteen years removed from its last Super Bowl win!”
(For those keeping score at home, that would be a TRIPLE OH-SNAP)











