Before we rehash what has been a simultaneously short/long week here at BWE.tv, just a quick reminder that I’ll be Liveblogging the Oscars on Sunday night at 8 PM, so be sure to check back in!
Onto our favorite posts of the week:
- Allow me to start with a lame apology for the many oversights on my 100 Hottest Silver Foxes List. Somewhere along the line, my list got mussed up, and, as a result, we ended up p-ssing all over the living grave of some of our most beloved silver foxes. Nevertheless, THERE ARE 100 OF THEM ON THIS LIST. Good day.
- There is really only one thing to do when the NY Post likens this week’s dead chimp fiasco to our current President: Put on your most over-the-top Flamenco outfit, slick your hair back, get your maracas out, march over to NYP HQ, and, in your most stereotypical Cuban accent, insist that they’ve “got some splainin’ to do”.
- Oh, Hugh Jackman Blingees, your sparkles and glitterfalls will continue blinging on in our hearts for many years to come.
- In this week’s “Why, God, Why?” segment, we present Tatiana Del Toro.
- Just when you thought TV couldn’t get any worse… Better Off Ted.
- While I don’t watch Lost, preferring instead to stare at the ceiling and wonder what I would say to Shirley Bassey if I ever got the chance to meet her (“It’s such an honor… It’s such an honor… no, that won’t do.”), many of you good people do. So here is a recap.
- And if there’s one thing we learned this week, it’s that every Amazing Race should involve gigantic, deadly wheels of cheese.
