- YOUTHANASIA: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens will perform at the Oscars this year, ensuring that I’ll get at least one “Do you have this on? Who are these people?” call from my mom. (Defamer)
- A-DORABLAY: Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen got engaged over the weekend. Hopefully George Lucas won’t go back and digitally insert Hayden’s face over Adam Brody in old O.C. episodes. (WWTDD)
- WE DON’T HEEAVE THIS MONEY: Comedy Central has picked up seven episodes of “Michael and Michael Have Issues,” a sketch show from Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter. Please, tv-watching public, don’t make me write “Why the f*** did this show get canceled??” a few months from now. (Hollywood Reporter)
- SECOND CHANCE: A Star Magazine cover story claims that Rihanna still loves Chris Brown, and who wouldn’t? He’s talented, good-looking, he’s–OHHHHHHHH THAT THING!!! Yeah, never mind. (Popbytes)
- F***IN’ TACO BELL: Wait — so that wasn’t a Taco Bell employee telling me to cut out the middleman and just shove my Chalupa up my ass? You’re kidding. (Consumerist)
