Either It’s Lion Prom Night, Or This Man’s Done Lost His Damn Mind

These photos of a lion named Jamu getting pampered in Johannesburg, South Africa are about as prosh as it gets, and yet more proof that lions would make wonderful spooners… should their “Jeffrey Dahmer” lobe be removed from their 78-pound lion brains.

But perhaps the most surprising thing about these photos, other than the fact that the man pictured in them still has all ten fingers, is the startling resemblance between this lion and the one and only Barry Gibb: