- Chris Brown has changed his Facebook status from “In a Relationship” to “Single”, after he beat up girlfriend Rihanna before last week’s Grammy’s. Here’s to hoping Facebook adds a new relationship status, “Prison Bitch.”
- In celebrity auction news, Madonna’s nude photo recently sold for $37,500, while Gandhi’s miniature eyeglasses are set to go up for auction next month. Still not up for sale? The most beloved of all celebrity accoutrement… Gallagher’s smash hammer.
- The director of Joaquin Phoenix’s last movie claims the actor’s sting on Letterman seemed as real an anything he’s ever done. Which, in our opinion, makes it his greatest performance after the scene in Parenthood where Gary calls his Dad up and then runs out of the house and rents some porn.
- And in a related story, OFMITHW* Alec Baldwin made an appearance on Conan last night and tried out his best Joaquin impression… which involves some light nostril diving. (*Our favorite man in the whole world.)
- This video of a little girl reading aloud from a book called “Kittens” is making the rounds on the net. We guess it’s kind of cute (and terrifying), though the only thing that kept crossing our minds is what a great couple she’d make with “David After Dentist.” It’s OK to want to set up small children together, right? Great.
