- It has been revealed that Mike Tyson used to read bedtime stories to his cell mate while in jail. His book of choice? “Don’t Make Me Kick Your F**kin’ Ass, Moon.”
- A photo of the Octomom while she was pregnant has surfaced online. And by the looks of it, it’s a miracle she didn’t end up giving birth to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s naked robo-body in Terminator 3.
- Mandy Moore has announced her engagement to hipster rock star Ryan Adams. The couple has set up their registry at “Bed, Bath and Beyond, But Mostly, Bath.” Seriously, send soap to this man.
- A British mother who received a morning show makeover was surprised when her own son didn’t recognize her and wept on national television. Make sure to check out the link if you like photos of horrified babies. (Do I!)
- If these photos are any indication, Mary-Kate Olsen has already begun filming a Freaky Friday remake co-starring Courtney Love. (Beeeguuuhzzz they’re twinnnnz.)
