- G.I. UH-OH: A new line of G.I. Joe ‘movie’ action figures have been released, and if the real movie Cobra Commander ends up looking anything like this, it looks like we’ll have another Transformers-style nostalgia-rape on our hands. (Ain’t It Cool News)
- JUDGE, JURY AND COMMERCE SECRETARY: Senator Judd Gregg has withdrawn himself from consideration as Obama’s Commerce Secretary after mistakenly being called “Judge Dredd” 500,000 times in one week. (L.A. Times)
- JONAS #1, JONAS #2…: The Jonas Brothers revealed their nicknames for one another on Entertainment Tonight this week. You’ll never guess which one goes by “horsec*ck!” (Us Magazine)
- THERE’S A DOC MANHATTAN NAKED CODE I SWEAR: Programmers in the UK have developed an 8-bit Watchmen video game. As super hero games go, it’s certainly no “Punisher / Nick Fury” arcade game, but then again, what is? (/Film)
- MOM: I don’t think this Octomom story could get any weirder if we learned that the woman literally was Doctor Octopus somehow. (Celebitchy)
