Salma Hayek’s Breasts Keeps On Giving and Giving and Giving

And frankly, no one seems more suspicious of the situation than the baby:

I didn’t even know babies could flare nostrils! Also, Salma Hayek’s breasts should be given a position in Obama’s cabinet. We’re pretty sure they could solve the Mideast crisis, “Let them drink Milk”, etc etc we’ll stop bye.