- THHHHHHANKS?: “I love you Barack” doesn’t sound ominous on paper, but coming out of this transfixed robo-woman at an Obama rally it’s a different story. (Youtube)
- 40 SECONDS? BUT I WANT IT NOW: The next Batman sequel will have to wait a bit, as Christopher Nolan is tied up with another project slated for 2010. Anyone happen to have Joel Schumacher’s number? (Defamer)
- A-ROD, ASHTON: Demi Moore and Madonna are teaming up to throw a joint post-Oscar party. Here’s the entire guest list, not including actual, literal cougars. (Socialite Life)
- HIGH STICKING: A minor league hockey team is planning “Michael Phelps Night,” where a lucky fan will win season tickets if a team scores with exactly 4:20 remaining in a period. And the Miami Dolphins seriously never thought of this? (Puck Daddy)
- STIMULATING PACKAGE: And finally, I think a lot more people would be behind Obama’s huge stimulus package if it was a lot more pornographic. (Atom Films)
