If you thought you had it bad while watching sex ed films in the 6th grade (some of which were reminiscent of the famous cartoon porn seen in the child molester episode of Diff’rent Strokes), then you should thank the penis-and-vagina heavens that you weren’t a teenager 70 years ago. The British Film Institute has released a 2 DVD set of sex education videos featuring sex ed videos from the past 100 years… the hits you love such as the classic sexual thriller from 1917 Whatever A Man Soweth; 1945′s Six Little Jungle Boys, the tale of six men who go off to war, but one who is tempted by the sensual pleasures of the East… (pause to Netflix)… and who could forget 1973′s thrilling “put this thing in that thing” instructional video Don’t Be Like Brenda! (Tagline: She’s got the Grocer’s Itch.)
The Daily Mail points us towards this clip from 1932′s The Mystery Of Marriage, which manages to take something as fun and exciting as sexual intercourse and turn it into the driest, lust-free plan that God has ever concocted (after gastric-bypass). Because the last thing anyone wants to see in a video about S-E-X is a preying mantis slicking down his bug hairs with his bug hands while a spider sheds an extra layer of skin. However, one thing about this clip has remained true throughout time: Beer seemed to be the beverage of choice for slutty girls back then too. Huzzah!
We here at BWE.tv would prefer to look at the bright side. Let us be thankful that the following sex education movie wasn’t responsible for the ENTIRE EXTINCTION OF MAN. Because the last thing you’ll want to do after watching it will be to put your p in a v, or v on a p, or any other such combination of those two or more letters.
BEWARE: THIS IS THE ANTI-PORN.
