Disney Eggs. They’re eggs, but Disney. I can only think of two possible explanations for how these came to exist:
1 – A soul-selling backroom deal between a top Disney executive and an egg farmer who possessed pictures of him in a hotel room forcing a prostitute to put on a Princess Jasmine costume.
2 – An amazingly out-of-touch olde tyme CEO declares, “Whatta kids like these dayze? I dunno… Hopscotch? Sarsaparilla? Eggs? Boom! Eggs, that’s it. Kids love eggs. Make it happen, Charlie.”
(via Jezebel)
